Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 06, 2022

A imperfect, but cool time for breaking the fourth wall.

Spider-Man: “You stole my shtick in panel one!”

I don’t know about licking a gas station floor but, as a kid, it only took one mouthful of gas before deciding it’s not worth the siphoning. (trail bike needed fuel)

He deserves the kablooey for that pun alone.

I don’t think I have to worry about trying that at home. I’m so rarely chased by fire-throwing goons.

Rip has an “McGyver” sense? Where’s his "Swiss Army Knife’?

“A gas fire is an ugly thing und once you get one schtarted there is little chance of schtopping it short of bloodshed.”

Rip may know his pancakes, but he’s woefully ignorant of barbecue, which is done veeeery sloooowly.

KA-MACGYVER SENSE!

Not only is Mr. Flame evil, he also has a terrible sense of humor.

Time to deep-fry this jive turkey!