Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 10, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    How recent of a survey that over 50% Americans can’t swim?

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Maybe hookworm disease explains grits.

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    Dkram  over 10 years ago

    Humans are born knowing how to swim, but, as they grow they forget..\\//_

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    corpcasselbury  over 10 years ago

    I was in the U.S. Navy back in the 1980s, and when people find out that I can’t swim, they ask me, “But didn’t the Navy teach you how to swim?” To which I reply, “No.” The USN did, however. teach me how to make a floatation device out of a pair of dungaree trousers (and this does actually work, BTW).

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    louieglutz  over 10 years ago

    you have to like bull sharks to swim in florida.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    But elephants are poor baggage handlers, because all the trunks look alike!

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    4thStooge  over 10 years ago

    The elephant with hookworm disease didn’t know how to swim.

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    spaced man spliff  over 10 years ago

    Elephants are good swimmers too. ….-Izzat cuz they always carry their trunks with them?

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    english.ann  over 10 years ago

    Corpcasselbury,I’m assuming that you did learn drownproofing, learning to float staying in one place, holding your breath most of the time, relaxing. And that when you made a flotation device out of dungarees, you were in the water with them, possibly taking them off first, then moving and bending your legs up and down while you were sealing the legs of those trousers.

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