Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 07, 2019

As they say, all that glitters isn’t gold.

What did polar bears eat that made their waste sparkle?

Reminds me of the story of how you can tell grizzly bear poop by the little bells in it.

Those servants were lucky they weren’t covered in some other substance that attracts flies.

Why are they collecting polar bear poop?

And why am I the first person to think to ask that question?

Which proves the old proverb. All that glitters isn’t gold.

Little know fact, this is where the expression, “Honey, would you come here?” came from.

So why did Washington have wooden ones?

Guess a theme of today’s items might be, “molar..bear.” Pharaoh ‘nuff?

“Hey kids, let’s go see the bear exhibit at the Zoo!”

“Nah, we’ve already seen all that s**t!”

Can’t help thinking of that Monty Python skit with the pet polar bear….

Yikes, and the 99 percenters think they have it tough! Holy schnikey that is ridiculous.

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The Cincinnati Zoo may, collectively, be anal-retentive.

All that glitters isn’t gold

How did one get that sweet job?

I’d’ve preferred vinegar.

Wooden teeth don’t sound too bad after reading that eh Mr Washington?

Um, why didn’t they just cover an inanimate object with the honey instead of a real person?

Also, what is the hieroglyphics for a person covered with honey?

why are they collecting polar bear poop?

Well. That’s enough to put you off of arts and crafts in Cincinnati…

we went to see that exhibit and it was just real crap…

i thought only unicorns’ poop glitters