Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 08, 2020

The peregrine falcon is certainly fast, but the Millenium Falcon is even faster, being equipped with a hyperdrive. Of course, it’s not an animal.

How’s Tark Murmell now?

So glad the “king of pop” never became the web head… Doing the moonwalk while beating the crap out of the Green Goblin?

That’s stoop. not swoop.

Too bad; MJ would have made a superb Spidey.

All around the mulberry bush, the falcon chased the cheetah. The falcon thought it was all in fun. Pop goes the cheetah!

With Michael “Have Another Spiked Cherry Coke” Jackson, it was likely about the posing.

Take care and gesundheit.

Michael Jackson Should have, nobody could move like him, and all that money the box office could have raked in

Thank you, no. I prefer my comic book characters portrayed by folks who were not pedophiles.

If MJ played Spidey, then who’d play MJ?

In level flight a pigeon is faster than the falcon.

Cheating; that’s something to be proud of.

Kind of like our commander in chief…

How did he rig the game, and who won?

Adds to the idea of Michael Jackson trying to be a “big kid” by trying to be a famously teenaged superhero.

Plus it’s funny to think of an “MJ” playing Spidey.

All the other problematic factors aside, in the 90s the notion of a non-caucasian Spidey would have been out of the question. Imagine if Miles Morales had come along sooner… (cringe!)