Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 25, 2022

I bet jellyfish are sad…

that there are no peanut butter fish.

I went to buy a dozen bees. The beekeeper gave me thirteen.

I said, “Hey, you gave me one too many.”

He said, “That’s a freebie.”

It’d be pretty impressive if the first game of basketball was played with a basketball. They would have had to plan ahead really thoroughly.

They also used peach baskets for the goal with the bottom of the basket intact. After a while they figured out that it was better to cut out the bottom of the basket so they wouldn’t have to keep climbing up to retrieve the ball after each score.

Dennis Rodman once tried to start a topless women’s basketball league.

The league flopped due to too little support.

O.K. that’s enough. Until next time.

And a peach basket.

let’s be grateful basketball wasn’t first played with a bowling ball or a shotput

That answers the question of why bees collect honey!

it’s to put in their tea.

I once played a game of 1 on 1 soccer on a basketball court. The winner was the first one to kick the soccer ball into the opponents goal. I won.

how nice comments pertaining to today strip

“Hey I’m rilly rilly focused man I rilly rilly am focused and just listen to the atmosphere it is so very very kewl oh yes it’s so kewl and those trees are so very very kewl too well time to go shopping for Lava soap and a new key straightener but have you ever seen an Edsel Oh my what a weird car hey are you making fun of me hey man I’m out of covfefe but you know there’s so much more all over the place……..” ~ Bertram Bee, espresso is my life

Take care, may lonely peanut butter fish Sandy “I’ve Waited All My Life For The Right Jellyfish And He Evaporated Right Before My Eyes We Had So Much Potential” Sandwichord be with you, and gesundheit.

The part about bees wasn’t really BEElievab- sorry.

Tyrants pushing drugs on bees.

Caffeinated honey – I like it!

How do bees get caffeine?

You mean they didn’t invent the basketball until after they invented the game? Shocking,

Basketball didn’t take off until after they changed that no hands rule.

Bee healthy! Eat your Honey!

At what point did basketballs become the current size?

Where, oh where, do bees get caffeine? If you’re researching the effect of drugs on bees, do bees collect the pollen from marijuana plants, and if so how is the honey?

Are you sure jellyfish don’t just dehydrate?

i saw some bees at Starbucks this morning

It’s like this. Naismith went to the sporting goods store and tried to buy a basketball but nobody knew what he was talking about. So he tried a football, but it was too hard to dribble. Well, the YMCA did have a medicine ball it was too hard to shoot, so one of the guys picked up a soccer ball and said hey Doc let’s try this. The rest is history.

Jellyfish evaporate. We humans desiccate.

Evaporate; insinuates total absence of fluid. Dehydrate; insinuates a residual leftover of base material. Does the Jelly Fish completely disappear?

Wow, small world, caffeine helps me learn and stay focused too. I wonder how it affects wasps.

The very first game of soccer was played with a human head.

Must be why they call it a buzz!

Or… the first game of Basketball was played with a Football.