There was a young guy who wanted to live to be old as he could, He decided he should ask the oldest person he could find what their secret was. He drove around until he saw a man sitting out on his front porch who looked old enough to be Methuselah‘s grandpa. So he pulled over and struck up a conversation.
Young guy: Hey, do you mind if I ask, did you give up drinking?
Man: Heck no, I drink a bottle of whiskey a day.
Young guy: Did you give up smoking?
Man: Naw, smoke three packs a day.
Young guy: Wow, and with all that you’ve lived to be…
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There was a young guy who wanted to live to be old as he could, He decided he should ask the oldest person he could find what their secret was. He drove around until he saw a man sitting out on his front porch who looked old enough to be Methuselah‘s grandpa. So he pulled over and struck up a conversation.
Young guy: Hey, do you mind if I ask, did you give up drinking?
Man: Heck no, I drink a bottle of whiskey a day.
Young guy: Did you give up smoking?
Man: Naw, smoke three packs a day.
Young guy: Wow, and with all that you’ve lived to be…
Man: I’m 35 years old.