Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 11, 2010

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    eardroppings  over 14 years ago

    She’s got stars in her eyes

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    Wouldn’t the escape velocity turn her into pot roast?

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    silvrGrl123  over 14 years ago

    So maybe the Dairy Industry isn’t behind the story after all. (As is being insinuated in Red and Rover.)

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    Colt9033  over 14 years ago

    She must had alot of Methane built-up for that much of escape velocity.

    How she avoid becoming a handburger in re-entry is another story.

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    billrad  over 14 years ago

    That’s amore!

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    poohbear8192  over 14 years ago

    The little dog laughed to see such a sight and then he ate a handburger. Just visualize it! A real handy sandwich.

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    I do believe she is moonstruck.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    red rover and rubes are in cahoots

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    zev.farkas  over 14 years ago

    @ejcapulet -

    if she does it within the atmosphere she’ll be a burnt pot roast…

    maybe she’s just making an ash of herself?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Oh, when-a da moon hits-a her eyes…

    She’s in love with the mooin’ and its horns.

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Those aren’t stars in her eyes–she’s a lunatic!

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    Gary Wardell  almost 4 years ago

    When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

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