Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 24, 2012

I never should have sold that organ…

At this point I’d like to thank my metaphor, well everything.

I never metaphor I didn’t like.

’I nicked my frontal lobe on a four once." -- Agnes

I think he’s going in to “get the monkey off his back”…….

and a frog in his throat?

Looks like the monkey has a bad habit to kick too.

That looks pretty literal to me.

You should have seen the guy that went in just before! He had a (cow) chip on his shoulder!

just what the heck is a meta for, anyway?

everyone else has go something to hide.