Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 08, 2012

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    If you can’t get a 55 gallon drum of ketchup at Costco you can’t get one anywhere.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    But what are they going to do with the rest of the ketchup?

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    Just don’t eat it all while I’m gone!

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    ishannon5289  over 12 years ago

    Yes and no. Yes, the elephant will have to have been already dead. No, lions will scavenge. This is why they need ketchup.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    When the airline told my lion he would have pay $100 for his carry-on he ate it.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Even with that little bit of ketchup, the elepant is ruined. I’d say take it back until you get my order right.

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