Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 29, 2012

You have to relish the relish.

And I have soft buns too.

If the dog is mans best friend, then the hot dog is the noblest of all dogs, for it feeds the hand that bites it.

Frank frank.

That’s a horible way to go. I prefer mustard, hot peppers & sauerkraut.

The Doc need to ketchup on all the facts.

In the morning he rolls out of bread.

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the tongs. Chicago dogs rule!

He’s in the wrong place. Instead of a shrink, he needs to see a Zen Master. You know, so he can be one with everything.

I prefer sauerkraut on mine!

Best version I know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FF6z_GAWt0

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