Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 19, 2014

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    I’m pretty sure real elephants have areas they can’t reach with their trunk. Except by spraying water.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    In truth, I’m flexible enough that I’ve never had trouble reaching an itch.

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    Hardhar  about 10 years ago

    Reminds me of an old joke. Why do dogs lick their private parts? Answer: because they can.

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