Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 22, 2015

Nailed him.

To a hammer everything looks like a nail.

Wow, I can see that he really tied one on.

They say it’s a poor carpenter who blames the hammer.

Those darn pliers are a sore point in my life. :-)

Looks like the hammer hit the wrong nail.

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

That driver is there just waiting for a chance to screw up.

Said the hammer: I hate people with dirty nails.

The one on the left is known for screwing up, the middle guy plies himself out of lots of situations, and the one on the right was finally fingered.