Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 02, 2016

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    Hold the garlic, though — it gives me a colic.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    I bet he doesn’t pull his harpoon out of his dirty red bandanna.

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    biz.gocomics  about 9 years ago

    I would have thought he was more of a deep dish kind of guy.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’ll just have the mixed krill.

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    Longplay Premium Member about 9 years ago

    With a million tons of bottled sea water for a chaser.

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    K M  about 9 years ago

    Friends of mine once were asked what they wanted on their pizza. Wife replies, “No dead fish.” Friend replies, “I like lots of dead fish.” So they put anchovies on one side of the pizza and nothing on the other. No one could eat the pizza. Not only were there too many dead fish even for the anchovy lover to eat, but the fish oil contaminated the plain side of the pizza and raised its salt level almost as high as the dead fish side.

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