Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 07, 2018

Might be too late for you two. Especially if you don’t split up and run in opposite directions.

I keep thinking that almost any time I see someone being chased in a movie… why not move at right angles to the pursuer instead of trying to outrun them?

Madstadon

Yeah, corn doesn’t attack you!

They seem to have a problem of mammoth proportions.

You’re not going anywhere with your feet off the ground.

I just now noticed the teeny little spear stuck in the beast’s forehead!