Mrs. Bear: I don’t give a—oh, well, yes, it’s quite profound…but sweetheart, something is going into that pan, and I’m going to fry it and eat it…so if there’s no fish, then guess what…?
and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
A good reason to chomp down.
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
Usual marketing ploy. Act now as there are not many left.
Gent about 5 years ago
Tough luck, fish. When we bears gotta eat, we gotta eat. CHOMP!
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
Mrs. Bear: What do you mean, you let him go?
Bear: But, Honey, check out this cool T-shirt!
Mrs. Bear: I don’t give a—oh, well, yes, it’s quite profound…but sweetheart, something is going into that pan, and I’m going to fry it and eat it…so if there’s no fish, then guess what…?
Bear: Ohhhhh dear…
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
tbubble about 5 years ago
Fish tale.
Nate England about 5 years ago
Oh, I’ll let you go… after you’ve had a FABULOUS tour of my digestive system!
P51Strega about 5 years ago
Sounds like large mouth sass.
Digital Frog about 5 years ago
“But wait! I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is NPR—natural piscine release.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Guess you won’t be sing ‘Take me to river’ anymore.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Did you hear about the sixties rock band that got in trouble for scamming? Country Joe and the Phish.
Zykoic about 5 years ago
This offer will not be repeated.
tinstar about 5 years ago
There is something decidedly fishy about that offer.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ya gotta SELL it!