Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 01, 2020

I’m with him. Those pits are far too orange.

I love the clown flipflops.

You should hear the flop on those things; like someone cracking a whip.

Just be glad it’s not a nude beach.

Can’t make up my mind…should I shave, give myself a poodle cut or trim it like a topiary?

Patriarchy? Don’t make me laugh. You’re a joke, lady.

Please keep your legs crossed though

All together now: Ewwwwww!

He’s just jealous, she has more hair in her armpits then he has on his head.

Nothing wrong with a woman going natural. I was talking to a friends daughter the other day about having a beard as a teenager. She said it was gross, that the social rule was that men must have hairless faces, and that women were to be hairless everywhere else. I still say that whatever a person finds comfortable for them is perfectly acceptable.

Besides, you used up all the shaving cream in the pie fight.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

But she shaves her legs?