Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 02, 2021

“A fool and his money are soon partying.”

$100! “Blow some my way.” (Jester field slogan?)

I can still reach the ground without hurting, so when Spouse spots something she wants to pick up, guess who leans down. So far, though, if it’s money (once), we agreed to put it into the grocery fund… and I do believe she did that…

Some are of the belief that if you walk past money on the ground it signals to the Universe that you do not want money, and therefore will never get any.

I have a friend who wouldn’t get this… for some reason adages and familiar phrases do not stick in her head at all.

Not if he was bill gates. I hear the story that if he stops to pick it up, he’d lose hundreds of thousands of dollars

Lower comment: Said no Illinois politician ever

I once knew a lady nicknamed :Goldie" because she almost always found money on the ground (usually coins) when she went out.

He also struck out at the bar last night with a girl named Penny.

I had fun super gluing change to the floor at the mall, then watching people.