Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 26, 2023

That’s a good Pun-ic.

Let us think about it, first!!!

Hey man, vae victis.

Cover him in boiling oil, and let’s see what he thinks of his demands now!

Love the broom on his helmet!

Ni Ni Ni

“It’ll only a flesh wound”.

“Yeah, you and what army”

Um well he does weld a sword while you’re holding paper. And if you learned anything from “Rock Paper Scissors”……

The Gauls were always very Frank with their enemies.

What is unmitigated in Gaulian?…

But Governor Pritzker promised to lower taxes!

I’ve been told that I have all the gall of Charlemagne.

They’re threatening daily one man raids. It’s going to be a Gaul a day.

These Romans are crazy.

…but if it’s any consolation, I’m sure they’ll be appreciative and send you a GaulMark card.