Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 18, 2004

Transcript:

"Thank you for calling the new CBS slander automated hotline." "IF we made up a story about you, press 1. If we used false documents, press 2. If we reported your death and you're still alive, press 3." "For cash, press 1. For a public apology, press 2." "Touch call."