Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 19, 2005
Transcript:
"Guard, my cellmate is attacking me." "Why I'm gentle as a tulip." "What's the problem?" "This coot is ranting about politics." "Coot?" "I can't take his diatribes. He's going on and on about journalism and democracy." "This ain't the school yard, punk." "Huh?" "Put me back in with the murderers, where I'm safe!"