Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 11, 2010
March 10, 2010
March 12, 2010
Transcript:
Mortkey says, "I need your help, slovenly chick-magnet." Randy says, "That's no way to start. But what can I do?" Mortkey says, "I'm in love. Madly. The trouble is that my true love is locked away in a cage." Mortkey says, "And we can't communicate. We don't speak the same language." Randy says, "Beautiful metaphor." Mortkey says, "What? No, she's locked in a zoo and not fully evolved." Randy says, "First: Stop talking that way. Defeatist. Condescending. Metaphorical."