Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 06, 2010

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Last week, Randy "The Rock" Taylor, this feature's inveterate womanizer, cleansed himself by resisting his urge to hit on babes. It worked as planned: He became even more seductive in the ensuing days. Thus prompting one other caf? regular to contemplate whether self-restraint in the short run might yield long-term powers. Armstrong says, "If I can stop being a cheapskate for a few days, I may be able to conjure extraordinary ways to cheat my customers. So exciting." Armstrong says, "Though, this is one of those times I wish I had a really good evil laugh."