First Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 14, 2014

Uh, the face that shows that he is indeed a zombie.

Hope this is a hit.

Had a friend whose wife divorced him, accusing him of all kinds of crap. Got the kids, home, everything, plus a restraining order.About 3 months later, he was watching football with a friend one Sunday when he got a call from his ex-wife.She was screaming about one of their kids drowning in the pool – very hysterical.He yelled at her to call 911, got in his car with his friend, and drove over to his former home, now his ex-wife’s.When they arrived, the police were waiting and arrested him for violating the restraining order. There was nothing wrong with the kids.Later he was released because of his friend’s testimony and the fact that his phone message recorder was on during the phone call.Guess what? The wife still ended up keeping everything including the kids!The judge said children need the love of their mother.Go figure…

I’ll give it a try.

How do I get the bonus panel?

I do not get this. It is the dumbest comic ever created in all of eternity.