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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 13, 2015
June 12, 2015
June 14, 2015
Transcript:
From now on, all army guys have to use ninja stars for fighting. Only ninja stars. Oh, or double-swords. Y'know, like to swords but they're stuck together? Ironically, President Billy presided over the greatest era of peace in history.
manteo16nc over 9 years ago
Peace reigned…right after ISIS killed little Billy and moved into the White House.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Created the greatest army of shuriken throwing doublesword fighting army men of all time, too.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Absolutely. I think that the socialists would take advantage of the power vacuum and establish a global state and the Islamists would quietly disappear in the night, but only because the dream of a perfected world and universal hope and prosperity made their war superfluous.