Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 21, 2019

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    “I woke up one morning and checked down there. Found the baby and just stopped to stare. Bunch of little fingers, two little peepers. You may be the daddy, but finder’s keepers. Complain all you like, I just don’t care.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry….

    After a week or two of sleepless nights, and a few dozen diaper changes, she’ll want to share.

    In fact, she might start unreasonably demanding that you lactate, as well.

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    David OBrien  over 5 years ago

    Please keep me abreast of the situation.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Sorta like “The Rosie Effect.”

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Possession is nine tenths of the law.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    And as long as it is part of her it is her. However at birth it is both of yours. But still mostly hers to have and to hold, to take care till they are adults.

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