Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 26, 2021
July 25, 2021
July 27, 2021
Transcript:
We're concerned that the phrase conclusive DNA evidence might bias the jury. We would prefer the prosecution say mayyyyyyyybe, followed by a meaningful wink. Also, instead of stabbing, we would prefer knife donation.
catchup over 3 years ago
And not dead, just ‘temporally inconvenienced’.
Ida No over 3 years ago
“And instead of ‘defendant in a murder case’, how about ‘Individual Number One’?”
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
BS is still BS however you spell it
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
And shark attacks are now “shark encounters.”
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
And instead of an attempt to violently overthrow the government of the United States, we would prefer ‘a group of tourists on a stroll through the Capitol’.
ferddo over 3 years ago
Did hear an attorney once describe a stabbing as “making a point”…
StephenRice over 3 years ago
The Knifeketeer approves this message.