Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 25, 2015
February 24, 2015
February 26, 2015
Transcript:
You can re-write the present with the Time Capsule of Lies!
Includes: Photoshopped pictured of world leaders-mud wrestling! Fake newspaper stories about how great you are! Skeleton of Fiji Mermaid!
Worse yet are mischievous Time Travelers..Oh yes, Time Travel by humans exists. It is licensed to serious historians and sociology researchers of the Far Future, who are sworn not to disturb the time stream. Tightly controlled by The Government, supposedly. . But we know how that goes. Even so researchers like to play subtle practical jokes once in a while. They leave silly stuff behind in other eras just for kicks. .One small proof of this is The Happy Face Spider that is found in the islands of Hawaii. Very funny, Ga Ga Rodddd Omicron -1 Squared (cloned and decanted in 2634 A.D)! .And I’ve often thought a jokester on a Time Expedition left all those “Kilroy Was Here” scribbles, too. .But you can perhaps understand why: Eventually all humans in The Future are androgynous, and long for the simpler life of the earlier centuries, before all plant life died except poison ivy and kudzu. Sometimes, Time Travelers just want to have fun.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Worse yet are mischievous Time Travelers..Oh yes, Time Travel by humans exists. It is licensed to serious historians and sociology researchers of the Far Future, who are sworn not to disturb the time stream. Tightly controlled by The Government, supposedly. . But we know how that goes. Even so researchers like to play subtle practical jokes once in a while. They leave silly stuff behind in other eras just for kicks. .One small proof of this is The Happy Face Spider that is found in the islands of Hawaii. Very funny, Ga Ga Rodddd Omicron -1 Squared (cloned and decanted in 2634 A.D)! .And I’ve often thought a jokester on a Time Expedition left all those “Kilroy Was Here” scribbles, too. .But you can perhaps understand why: Eventually all humans in The Future are androgynous, and long for the simpler life of the earlier centuries, before all plant life died except poison ivy and kudzu. Sometimes, Time Travelers just want to have fun.
mightyfrog over 9 years ago
I like it! I may just have to do this.