Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 12, 2019
July 11, 2019
July 15, 2019
Transcript:
Do you suffer from bad breath? You can eliminate the problem by simply masking your breath. Wear an old fish on your head. This message brought to you by Jimmy's discount fish emporium.
wolfkey75 over 5 years ago
Why did I not think of this?
Ida No over 5 years ago
Another good use for stinky fish? Making your own stinky cheese! – Brought to you by Jimmy’s! (They also cover foot odor. Tie them to your feet.)
Arianne over 5 years ago
And for the flatulent… a codpiece.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
that would be more a diversion
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Let minnow if that works out.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago
I don’t suffer from it. The people around me may, but I don’t.
rgcviper over 5 years ago
Reminds me of Cal the superhero whose power is his awful breath, though he’s weak and fragile in every other way …
Super Cal is fragilistic ’cept for halitosis.