I'm going to make you a cake for your birthday! Great! oh but I can't eat gluten or dairy and it should be sugar fee ...oh and low calories ...and...
“Oh, I can’t eat that either! High sodium!”
“I didn’t make it for you.”
Well make your own damn cake.
‘Well, if you can’t eat sugar, the brown sugar glazing this ham was used for nothing. I’ll have to tell the chef to not kill any more pigs with sugar.’
Bummer..no sweet pineapple glaze.
Yum.
Now that’s a BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)
Happy Keto to you…
…so, where are the green eggs?
So happy that I can eat CAKE!
Ham isn’t low calorie. Well, I guess he could just make the slices tiny.
Perfect for Keto though!
Alien-X about 5 years ago
“Oh, I can’t eat that either! High sodium!”
Ida No about 5 years ago
“I didn’t make it for you.”
amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well make your own damn cake.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago
‘Well, if you can’t eat sugar, the brown sugar glazing this ham was used for nothing. I’ll have to tell the chef to not kill any more pigs with sugar.’
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Bummer..no sweet pineapple glaze.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Yum.
Impkins Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now that’s a BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Happy Keto to you…
gnome about 5 years ago
…so, where are the green eggs?
Fontessa about 5 years ago
So happy that I can eat CAKE!
CalLadyQED about 5 years ago
Ham isn’t low calorie. Well, I guess he could just make the slices tiny.
Marcus Aurelius Premium Member about 5 years ago
Perfect for Keto though!