Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 14, 2020

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    Ida No  almost 5 years ago

    “It’s a floor polish AND a dessert topping! It slices, it dices, it saves you 50% on your car insurance. It’s 10,000 Nuns and Orphans in the bass-o-matic!”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    You can wash your hair AND have breakfast AT THE SAME TIME!! Where do I get this? Wal-Mart didn’t have any.

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget car wax

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why then, am I foaming at the mouth? :)

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    LakeOrion  almost 5 years ago

    “It’s a floor wax!”

    “No, it’s a dessert topping!”

    Get that reference and I can guess approximately how old you are!

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    I have actually encountered a three-in-one product, but it was

    1. shampoo

    2. conditioner

    3. body wash.

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