Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 04, 2022

Just stay away from the salted peanuts, snail dude.

Shell jokes are too easy.

But, he should ask for a nightcap. Just one more slug for the road.

Boy will he feel sluggish tomorrow.

Happy 4th!

If he stayed up longer he could get into all sorts of trouble. But he’s nauti-less.

We would leave disposable pie pans with beer in the garden to kill slugs and snails. It worked best when we left a karaoke mike at the edge of the pan.

I’ll be he freaks out when people ask: What do you want; salt in your beer?”

That’s handy. I bet he can hear the ocean! :)