Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 30, 2023

Dry up and grow mold. That sounds about right.

I just got stale.

I would take that as a compliment. I like cheese more than I like wine.

Would you like cheese with that whine?

Cheese is the one case where milk ages well

“French cheese. We’re trying to get enough aluminum foil to wrap you up in.”

Oh, blow out the candles, already!!!!! :)

That explains all of the blue lines and the smell.

Are you saying I’m cheesy?

You can call me cheesy. I’ve got a thick rind.