Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 26, 2012

I want one, too

My thought extactly. Gary’s a vampire, the undead. His non-functional internal organs are unafected by diseases like rabies. Rabies only attack functional internal organs.

The best kind.

We always knew Gary had a monkey on his back.

The animal shelter actually allowed you to adopt a rabid, psychotic gibbon, Leopold? Or did you eat the staff?

Oh, well. It’s the thought that counts. :-)

Of course a psychotic gibbon couldn’t hurt Gary! Don’t overthink it, folks. I know that a garden snake can’t hurt me, but would I want one crawling on me? No. I would not.

Ah yes, the gift that keeps on gibbon.

As if you could tell if a Gibbon was psychotic or had rabies.

It might make Gary a rabid vampire. Then he could bite Leo as punishment.

Not often you see Leopold smile.

He you two quit monkeying around.

i love Leopold

Maybe Leo gave it the rabies, and hence the madness!