Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 02, 2023

Owen needs to slime him.

Those Russians don’t fool around! ☹️

File a complaint with HR (Haunting Resources).

Sounds like something Rasputin would do!

At least he didn’t give him a White Willie.

I’m trying to balance the thought that we have immortal souls with Owen receiving an atomic wedgie.

I didn’t know ghosts wore tighty-whiteys.

I didn’t have a ghost of a chance against it…

Atomic wedgie, wha’s dat…

Given Owen’s spectral nature maybe a subatomic wedgie would have been sufficient

I don’t care who you are. That’s gonna leave a mark! :)

Gary, you are such a weenie! Poor Owen is no better off for your so-called advice….