Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 22, 2023

It would beat my opinion of most of those “reality” shows.

Come on, Leo, with all the death and maiming and gay monster couples, it’s already more riveting that any other reality TV we can “boast” about.

Obviously Gary hasn’t heard of What We Do In The Shadows.

There was a reality show with a vampire and he sucked the life out of all the contestants and he’s still on the loose….

Well, at some point it’d be riveting; in your basement torturing people or messing with your jarred head, around town when you’re out murdering, etc.

‘What We Do In The Shadows’ is hilarious! If you enjoy ‘Scary Gary’, you will probably love WWDITS!

Probably already in the works for the “History” channel.

Carry Scary Gary? What network would do that?

Why do they go to the back porch to discuss things? No sofa in the living room?

The bug lamp isn’t doing its job.

See “Ziggy”- 11/11/2011.

Like watching paint dry.

Your subtle sarcasm may be lost on Gary, Leopold. Gary is, shall we say, not too swift….