Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 12, 2023

Slipped right in and out.

Regular? Are ya cereal about it?

The townsfolk of Prunedale, California are known as “regulars”.

Was she as batty as you vampy?

Funny.

Leo could use some of that cereal. He needs to loosen up.

Topping Count Chocula with prunes is Gary’s favorite way to eat cereal.

Leo is grinding his teeth.

Fiber is key in keeping a vampire regular for eons

Smooth, Gary, real smooth. No wonder the ladies love you.

I just want to know why Gary would think we would want to know about his aunt’s bowel movements

It’s a good thing he doesn’t have “runs” in the family.

Guy talk seems to be about hunting and sports as well. So Leopold, care to initiate any “guy talk”?

Love that retro avocado fridge!!!!!!!! :)

Is Gary subtly tormenting Leo? Or is he just being a dork? Inquiring minds want to know.

Gary is hopeless. He has totally capitulated to Suburban Niceness. And he is a tad too eager to share personal stuff….