Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 03, 2023

Well that covers your butt better than the party hat.

Now hula.

That’s a matter of opinion, Hawthorn.

actually, it does

it really does look fantastic on you Hawthorn!

No, it doesn’t, Hawthorne.

Wanted to make sure it had no hazardous materials, that’s a big fat lie and you know it, Hawthorne!

Remember now, he’s a duly elected politician.

It is an improvement over your bare butt.

Not for nothing, but if there’s no packing label on the package (having peeled off as an effect of being under water), how would Hawthorne know where to return the goods?

Plus, there are the laws governing underwater salvage.

Haha! XD