Perhaps you could sell that 12-Volume History of Mustard off on eBay (you know, the History you purchased some years ago as props for your bookshelves).
There you go, Social Security under Osama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Waxman and the rest of the socialists. We can’t allow you to hold onto some of YOUR SS taxes, and we certainly can’t allow you to invest it anywhere, we’re SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU!
No thanks. Quit taxing me for SS, and let me invest it for myself thank you. BTW, my return from Jan 2007 to Jan 2009 was 17.2%. Apparently I have a brain unlike Liberals that want a corrupt government to take care of them.
I remember a time when I had big plans for retirement…now day to day survival and staying one step ahead of the bill collectors seems to be the best plan I can come up with
sjoujke over 15 years ago
Hey - that’s my retirement plan - get your own.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
it’s a good thing i don’t do “fat” jokes. there’s a few that come to mind.
Yukoner over 15 years ago
My retirement plan will let me really live it to the max, provided I die within four days.
HUMPHRIES over 15 years ago
Sounds like a good plan to me !!?
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Perhaps you could sell that 12-Volume History of Mustard off on eBay (you know, the History you purchased some years ago as props for your bookshelves).
lewisbower over 15 years ago
My retirement works until she retires
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
That is known as Social Security. Currently at below the poverty level.
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
…as long as I drop dead tomorrow!
wicky over 15 years ago
Best retirement plan? marry a rich broad.
Allan CB Premium Member over 15 years ago
bleeep … he has the same plan as me!
ninmas over 15 years ago
with obama around this will be going on for another 4-8 years!
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
comfortably?
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don’t give in, doc.
boldyuma over 15 years ago
That birds so broke he can’t even pay…..attention..
Guilden_NL over 15 years ago
There you go, Social Security under Osama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Waxman and the rest of the socialists. We can’t allow you to hold onto some of YOUR SS taxes, and we certainly can’t allow you to invest it anywhere, we’re SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU!
No thanks. Quit taxing me for SS, and let me invest it for myself thank you. BTW, my return from Jan 2007 to Jan 2009 was 17.2%. Apparently I have a brain unlike Liberals that want a corrupt government to take care of them.
caddy.1957 over 15 years ago
I remember a time when I had big plans for retirement…now day to day survival and staying one step ahead of the bill collectors seems to be the best plan I can come up with