Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 29, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    Like old age.

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    Superfrog  about 15 years ago

    There’s a lot of that about.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Old age is just a sign of longevity.

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    jrbj  about 15 years ago

    “Natural Causes” shows that we are dying from the time we are born. The end is inevitably approaching the whole time.

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    CogentModality  about 15 years ago

    Only two outcomes. Grow old or die young.

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    rshive  about 15 years ago

    Always remember the longer you live The sooner you bloody well die!

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    wicky  about 15 years ago

    I avoid “natural causes” and cliches like the plague.

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    jopado  about 15 years ago

    Ya know…for us ‘old timers’ this takes on a modicum of significance.

    The reason I don’t exercise is because I want to be sick when I die.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Who’s to say what’s natural? I just don’t want to die in a hospital bed.

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    This comment section has little chance of dying out anytime soon!

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    alan.gurka  about 15 years ago

    Reminds me of a story about a guy who doesn’t exercise because the additional amount of time added to his life thru exercising is exceeding by the amount of time exercising. Therefore, he doesn’t exercise and enjoys life without the pain and sweat.

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    shelty  about 15 years ago

    Hey! I’m waiting for one of those ‘natural causes’ diseases to catch up to me one of these days too.

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    I intend to live to be 132, only to end up falling from a very tall old apple tree, or being shot to death by some very jealous very young husband. Now, THAT’S natural!

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    hotbunny  about 15 years ago

    uhuh the natural causes, is when the doctors dont know why the person die…they always say die of NATURAL CAUSES.

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    hotbunny  about 15 years ago

    no wonder the man is scare…

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    hotbunny  about 15 years ago

    soooo relax…

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I could be the guy in algurka’s comment. I’d rather have a short life doing things I enjoy than a long life doing things I hate.

    Eat right, exercise, die anyway. And ANY ONE of us could get hit by a truck tomorrow, crossing the street…

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    pbarnrob  about 15 years ago

    Capt. Jack Harkness aside (of Torchwood, and maybe the Doctor), the loop invariant is that not one of us is going to get out of this gig alive, so enjoy the trip, and do things you would be proud of if you were inclined to pride. And you won’t see a U-Haul following a hearse.

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    Remember Jim Fixx, who wrote The Complete Book Of Running? Much, much sweaty, painful exercise, very good shape, and died of a massive heart attack at 52. I’ve already beat him, and that’s without all the time-consuming tiresome exercise nonsense. If I ever see him, I’ll make sure to rub it in….

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Carl Sagan once cited an old mortuary chart saying that several people in London had died due to “planet”. He wondered what the symptoms were, if memory serves. So do I.

    All these anecdotes about those on the bell curve who live long lives despite living unhealthy lives and those on the bell curve who live short lives despite living healthy lives. Tsk, tsk. I thought y’all could reason better than that. Although I’m no one to talk (I maintain my mental life better than I do my physical life), there are statistical benefits to “living right”, and those who are statistically unusual don’t disprove the overall statistical benefits.

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I plan on living forever. But that will require an eventual upgrade of the hardware by the Manufacturer, after the software and data have been stored for a while.

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    NoBrandName  about 15 years ago

    @Rakkav, we’ll have none of that logic and statistical evidence here. Anecdotes only, please. The more ludicrous the better.

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    wicky  about 15 years ago

    As Biz once said, he lives from one colonoscopothy to the other.

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    When it comes time for me to go, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather…not yelling and screeming like all the passengers in his car.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Susan001 said, about 11 hours ago

    Former child actor Tommy Rettig died of “natural causes”–at age 54! Doesn’t sound “natural” to me.

    He wouldn’t have died if Lassie was still around to rescue him from the well!

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Specifically with regard to Jim Fixx, I think that his autopsy showed that he had some sort of heart defect, and that if he hadn’t exercised regularly it might have killed him much EARLIER.

    I agree with Rakkav about the bell-curve, though. If an extended lifespan IS what you’re after, there are ways to improve your chances (although of course there are no guarantees). But assuming that, whenever and however I die, I have a few moments to look back, all I’m hoping is that I can answer “Yes” to the question “Am I happy with what I did with what I got?”

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    Yes, Jim Fixx was in bad shape when he started running, and no doubt the exercise improved his life span, and no doubt MY life span would be improved by more exercise, but if you’re looking for logic (or statistical analysis or bell curves), watching two birds at a restaurant counter speaking perfect English may not be the best place to expect to find it.

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