I used to have a mechanic who did digital tune-ups. He used the digits on his left hand and the digits on his right hand (for all I know he used the digits on his feet too). When he was finished, the car still didn’t run any better. Perhaps, the problem with Cosmo’s De Soto is that the same mechanic is doing digital tune-ups on it too.
You know this mechanic is a scam artist. That old Desoto is pre-digital, so there is nothing electronic about that car that could be diagnosed digitally, but the first clue should have been when he offered to upload tunes to an AM, tube radio.
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
That old car is really screwed on.
drwatson almost 15 years ago
Well, move over OBD! (Google it if you’re not a mechanic)
Dutchboy1 almost 15 years ago
It’s got a go-cart in the trunk?
Ronshua almost 15 years ago
A baby Dodger ?
webdoc almost 15 years ago
The backseat driver wasn’t wearing protection!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
One of you posters said yesterday that Prof. Cosmo’s DeSoto spends more time in the shop than on the road (or something like that).
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Josh That was me. There must be some truth to that statement, since I rarely - if ever see the De Soto when it’s not in the shop
jrbj almost 15 years ago
I used to have a mechanic who did digital tune-ups. He used the digits on his left hand and the digits on his right hand (for all I know he used the digits on his feet too). When he was finished, the car still didn’t run any better. Perhaps, the problem with Cosmo’s De Soto is that the same mechanic is doing digital tune-ups on it too.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
I thought it was one agnostic cut in half, FishStix, but I googled it and you’re correct - two agnostics. Good call.
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
You know this mechanic is a scam artist. That old Desoto is pre-digital, so there is nothing electronic about that car that could be diagnosed digitally, but the first clue should have been when he offered to upload tunes to an AM, tube radio.
all-hail-hypnotoad almost 15 years ago
Thats the internet for you, Im suprised it didn’t offer to make the drive shaft larger too.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
@hypnotoad: funniest comment i’ve seen in a while.
Guilden_NL almost 15 years ago
OBDIII - the iOBD
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
Cosmo, you ARE the father.