Actually, that’s the whole point - you develop muscles trying to OPEN the bleep bottle! What’s inside is just malt (whether milk or processed fermentation products deponent sayeth not!)
I guess he doesn’t eat anything that comes in a jar. One cannot survive in this world without a jar-opener unless one doesn’t buy anything in a jar. I think the first one was invented about 3 days after the first screw-top jar.
How about the ones that you have to squeeze two tabs on the sides while you push down and twist the cap off? It made me want to just drill a hole in the Listerine bottle! I’m not even old yet. Then they did the same thing to NyQuil. It’s twice as obnoxious when you’re sick, but it makes more sense on NyQuil than it does on Listerine.
If you people would just keep every child in the world away from medicine and every one of their parents away from lawyers, you could have your lids back> :-)
My migraine pills come in one of those cardboard packs where you have to peel off the cardboard and then push out the pill. Not what I want to deal with when I have a headache.
Saucy - My migraine pills are the same way! All I can figure is that they don’t want anyone to overdose on them, or spill them on the floor, considering the high prices. But it is so frustrating - especially when I’ve got a massive headache already!!
Lewreader - …and screwdrivers. Beating the can into submission might ruin the contents. Many’s the time that I’ve had to open a can with a hammer & screwdriver or with a wide blade knife that you smack that back of. to make a triangular opening.
A muscle malt, eh? Make mine with chocolate ice cream, please!
I just got a new jar opener that simply pries the edge open a bit and deforms the lid enough to break the seal and release the vacuum. Works surprisingly well.
sjoujke over 14 years ago
Familiar phase, I’m afraid.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Catch-23
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
So that bulge in your arm is all fat then.
Dkram over 14 years ago
LOL, with spit take.
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*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
It should come with a pump.
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
That’s why God made hammers.
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
Dogsniff - that problem is all too prevalent in today’s world.
Rise22 over 14 years ago
Get Tryopenin
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Priceless.
RadioTom over 14 years ago
Actually, that’s the whole point - you develop muscles trying to OPEN the bleep bottle! What’s inside is just malt (whether milk or processed fermentation products deponent sayeth not!)
benbrilling over 14 years ago
I guess he doesn’t eat anything that comes in a jar. One cannot survive in this world without a jar-opener unless one doesn’t buy anything in a jar. I think the first one was invented about 3 days after the first screw-top jar.
starguy over 14 years ago
He’s weak, he’s puny, he’s a girly-bird. Hans and Franz need to PUMP HIM UP!
boldyuma over 14 years ago
That will be the day that I can’t get into my single malt…..Islay whiskey…
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
How about the ones that you have to squeeze two tabs on the sides while you push down and twist the cap off? It made me want to just drill a hole in the Listerine bottle! I’m not even old yet. Then they did the same thing to NyQuil. It’s twice as obnoxious when you’re sick, but it makes more sense on NyQuil than it does on Listerine.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
If you people would just keep every child in the world away from medicine and every one of their parents away from lawyers, you could have your lids back> :-)
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
My migraine pills come in one of those cardboard packs where you have to peel off the cardboard and then push out the pill. Not what I want to deal with when I have a headache.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Saucy - My migraine pills are the same way! All I can figure is that they don’t want anyone to overdose on them, or spill them on the floor, considering the high prices. But it is so frustrating - especially when I’ve got a massive headache already!!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Lewreader - …and screwdrivers. Beating the can into submission might ruin the contents. Many’s the time that I’ve had to open a can with a hammer & screwdriver or with a wide blade knife that you smack that back of. to make a triangular opening.
A muscle malt, eh? Make mine with chocolate ice cream, please!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
benbrilling - Ever try an oil filter wrench? The type with teeth can work pretty good…
benbrilling over 14 years ago
I just got a new jar opener that simply pries the edge open a bit and deforms the lid enough to break the seal and release the vacuum. Works surprisingly well.