Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 19, 2010

Even though he has a cold he isn’t coffin and he’s dead serious when he says this. Look how grave his face is.

And he can tell deadpan jokes too!

Doesn’t everyone?

It’s not the coughin’ you do often. It’s the coffin that they carry you off in.

We’re all eventually going to participate in the undertaker industry.

Dead true on that pouncingtiger

ladyfingers86 said, about 2 hours ago

He’s dying to get in.

that’s the punch line for fences around a cemetery

I work with a lot of deadwood around here, so I must be over quailfied for the job.

He needs a new career to undertake.

The problem with that is, I’ll be one of those making the exit, FishStix.

Based one those criteria, everyone would qualify.

In that vein, I now know where the formaldehyde. Sneaky little formaldes.

Coming soon! soilent green!

The funeral industry has no future in it.

People are just dieing to become part of that business.

Catch the sign in the background - “Mort’s Mortuary”