Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank
is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
His expert opinion has currency in the market.
kreole almost 14 years ago
Bonsai tree….that’s that little minature tree that grows in a pot.
ransomdstone almost 14 years ago
Because the are prunned.
wascherer almost 14 years ago
He is way out on a Limb
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
Meanwhile, Viagra Bank, despite the forecast of hard times to come, rose sharply while assets remained firm.
rshive almost 14 years ago
And he types all of this with a straight face.
lungdoc almost 14 years ago
Call in Mr Miagi!
twj0729 almost 14 years ago
It’s too early in the morning for punsters!
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
Well, he does make a lot of cents.
DesultoryPhillipic almost 14 years ago
Dough’t get me started.
As for you edcole1961, if you can’t Cialis, maybe you can Boniva.
wicky almost 14 years ago
Dang these puns.
snarky1941 almost 14 years ago
Good for punsters. Very apt; almost as dry as NOLA without water today or civil computers.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 14 years ago
PUNS OLD AS 2008 MAM!! get new ones.
* Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 16:42:34 -0400Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
So who wrote that in 2008?
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
And our bankers all celebrate profits with a Nippon?
boldyuma almost 14 years ago
As Pat Morita says…
Nippon stocks were “Waxing on this morning but are forecast to Wax off later this week”
cheetahqueen almost 14 years ago
His long-term relationship with Frank & Ernst is finally paying dividends!
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
The Oragami National Bank is just a paper tiger, while the Bonsai Savings’s bark is worse than its bite.
treBsdrawkcaB almost 14 years ago
Gluttons for PUNishment! I love it!
kershawfamily almost 14 years ago
I’m with you, treB