Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 08, 2011

Ran by Madoff and company.

And the next bid was 20% over book value!

Don;t sell it short.

Those stories are not a rare commodity.

Spend the day sewing lies, take walks through red tape… Sounds like fun.

Then there is the obstacle course: regulations to evade and loopholes to crawl through.

Gypsies, tramps and thieves, That’s what the people in the town would call them… Thought I’d Cher.

Finally, a pun from you that can be appreciated for containing something other than the obvious.

Naw, ds. It always hits where the dog sniffs. ;-)

This from someone who makes up his own words.