Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 18, 2011

He also passed.

Shoe would also pass if he was married with kids.

And that’s why you’re taking the stress test.

I think he stressed that comment well enough.

So Shoe is the reason marriage is in trouble? Who’da thunk?

I say we put Shoe up for sainthood.

Shoe should have learned by now that there are things worse than being alone.

So you keep failing the stress tests?