Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 08, 2011

Safe bet, Shoe.

No rings no bells, no errors.

Just keep that cigar in your mouth and you’ll have nothin to worry about.

I know a guy that once said: if anything ever happens to this marriage, I will NEVER get married again. It happened and he’s still single.

I know a guy who said that as well. Less than two years after his first marriage ended, yup you guessed it, he was married again. In jail they call it being “institutionalized”!

That’s a rice one.

Marriage requires commitment to a moral code of behavior.

So does this mean he’ll just be stringing them along?

Oh this is good. Really. hehehe

New crop? that’s been my theory except for the marriages…once in a while there’s a keeper and and a keeping-time, and I do as long as I can keep’er.

Except I think I’m past all that now. Like a hound I may chase a new model zipping by but i rarely grab and bring home.

Gets in the way of fishing and stuff. Chasing women is a narrow and ultimately unfulfilling M.O. unless perhaps you’re one of my idols, Hefner.

Or simply Hef.

As in Hugh’s on first?

Making the connection in three, two, one…

same here…