Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 07, 2012

Then he stabs the lady and himself - ’taint very sanitary….As the foot lights fade out, we see Pal-yat-chee laid out, but the dagger never caused it, Pal-yat-chee was plumb exhausted. - Spike Jones’ rendition of Pal-yat-chee

@nabuqShe is a Turkey, back from the hairdresser.

orAnd she stabbed herself right between the two big trees — Victor Borge

It ain’t over until the fat lady sings.

yes. yes he does.

Gotta do something to fill time.

Nobody’s that dense.

Brunhilde gots horns?

Actually, Homer & Jethro gave a better performance!!!