Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 22, 2012

zing! sting!

I don’t think the scale will last long under all that weight.

Think metrically. That’s only 113 kilos. Even better, it’s only 17.9 stone.

Hmmm, a 250 pound “bird”? Now THERE is a thanksgiving dinner for the whole family, even a TV “family”. But, for fun, a Porsche hybrid 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and 58 mpg! (Now if they just weren’t hand-built and over $100K!)

I wonder if he has to change the newpaper on the floorboard.

First two panels… superb! Rest… lame.