Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 25, 2012

forgot his coffee…

After Cosmo is done, he will looked flushed.

Talk to the Japanese.

Well, given how high-tech toilets have become, i wouldn’t be surprised to see new models come out with built-in WiFi and USB ports.

What is it with the Japanese obsession with toilets ? I just saw something on a plumbing design show in Japan featuring some pretty weird toilets.We call it the Throne room, so it’s a Royal Flush.

A salesman told me a toilet I was looking at could flush 25 golf balls in one flush.. I told him I didn’t crap golf balls.

I’ve heard of guys sitting down on the job, but this is going to far!

it’s not hi tech, but until you use a bidet on a consistent basis, you have no idea what you are missing.

shhhhhh! hes making an executive decesion

@oldman2012: Actually he’s making an executive excretion.

Better living courtesy high-tech.

@J.ShortYou didn’t get the flush, but the old-time outhouse had far greater capacity than 25 golf balls. Looks like high tech can’t keep up with old-time efficiency. They were prepared for anything back then.

@LinguistAnd there was some vicarious enjoyment of your prank on my part in reading your post. Finally, a politician received a good dose of constituent’s discontent.

@LinguistA troubling thought has come to me.Cosmo is using the restroom….the restroom is up in a tree…there may be passersby underneath that tree….Look out below!

@Linguist Your first post was great, too. Thanks!

@whmlll(First post)Absolutely right. Thanks for that factual input.

i’m kinda stuck on getting what lo-flo means, shoe

@whmlllUnderstand that after the marketing of Mr. C’sdevice, Mr. C’s family and descendents dropped further use of the family name after it became associated with the operation of natural bodily functions.

High tech or not, they still shape them like megaphones.