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Someone broke into my buddy’s very old Volvo in a college parking lot by prying out a loose vent window. Once the thief got a look at all the old Taco Bell & McD wrappers he left the unbroken glass on the dash and relocked the door as he left.
pelican47 about 10 years ago
That’s my philosophy on housekeeping. Anyone who comes in to burgle my place will think it has already been tossed, so they won’t bother.
ladykat Premium Member about 10 years ago
Someone tried to steal my identity once, they sent it back to me with a bill attached.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 10 years ago
my thoughts exactly – need another identity – here take mine – and no refunds and no returns!!!!!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
“The owner of this property is armed! There is nothing inside worth risking your life for!”
Guilty Bystander about 10 years ago
Anyone who steals my identity deserves it.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
Someone broke into my buddy’s very old Volvo in a college parking lot by prying out a loose vent window. Once the thief got a look at all the old Taco Bell & McD wrappers he left the unbroken glass on the dash and relocked the door as he left.